Insert pun about ‘Irish eyes smiling’ here. (Picture: AP)
St Patrick’s Day should be one of those times when it’s easy to get everything right.
In principle, it has a simple premise: wear something green and/or get drunk.
But even within those simple parameters, there are plenty of things that can go wrong on St Patrick’s Day. Be careful out there.
Here are ten mistakes we should all try to avoid this St Patrick’s Day.
1. The obvious mistake
Can you dig it? (Picture: PA)
Yes, getting blind drunk.
Trying to avoid alcohol on St Patrick’s Day is a difficult task, and even if you manage to avoid 99.999999999 per cent of the alcohol around on St Patrick’s Day, you still have more than enough left to drench a small European nation.
2. Wearing too much shamrock
The Duchess of Cambridge goes all out on St Patrick’s Day (Picture: Reuters)
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